“These aren’t the right eggs.”
“What are you talking about? They’re cage-free. See?”
“Not the same as organic. Google it if you don’t believe me.”
“Only if you agree to a blind test.”
“For what?”
“To see if you can tell a fucking difference, Daniel.”
“You’re such a bitch when you’re hungry.”
“Excuse me. I’m not the one complaining about eggs.”
“Can you please chop the parsley a little less coarse? It gets stuck in my teeth.”
“So? I’m the one who has to look at you.”
“Jesus. You really are a bitch today.”
“Don’t start.”
“Look, I didn’t..”
“Don’t.”
Sadly, I can picture just such an argument. Great take on the prompt.
This was cringe worthy funny in a realistic kind of way … I can imagine this very kind of exchange in quite a few homes … Well done!
This is an excellent depiction of the nuances that come out when living with someone.
People ask me if I regret being single. Errr, no! Nice one
Here’s my story.
Teehee – great slice of life! Doesn’t matter if the couple is gay or straight you hear the same complaints and the same insults!
I think they both need their morning coffee 🙂
Its time total a deep breath, walk out of the room and come back in again. Great stuff, brilliant dialogue
It time for them to part company, great story
So many of my arguments with my husband run along these lines – great take!
Living in close proximity to another person for extended periods of time is a challenge!