Balls Don’t Have A Back

I met Colette at a coffee bar on the Main, a Greek place where it’s easy to pick up girls.

She spoke very little English but tried hard anyway.

Thick Canuck accent like a cartoon.

I could tell she was from the sticks because her teeth were crooked.

Still, she was a looker.

Raven hair and pale skin.

We got on good at first, but then my alarms started going off.

She was needy.

I told her I had to go but that we should meet at Gibeau’s later.

“I’ll be waiting for you around back,” I said.

She smiled.

 

5 thoughts on “Balls Don’t Have A Back

  1. I like how the title plays into the story as a whole!

    I’ll admit I was confused by the not speaking English but having a thick Canuck accent. Or is that him? Maybe I need to read it a few more times.

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