Jesus your life is a disaster. I swear you are always walking a tightrope.
Not a tightrope, I say. A trapeze.
I get it, he says. One crisis to another, flying between them, back and forth. You twist and turn and never get anywhere.
Yeah yeah, I say. You should talk.
And you work without a net. And me, I’m one of those clowns in the ambulance who jumps out with a stretcher and trips over it while the crowd laughs.
You should bring a shovel instead, scrape me off the floor.
Naw. You never fall. That’s the amazing thing.