Skanks Has A Plan

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Skanks has plan.

You know down in the yard, in the ball cage?

How they got that old fashioned water tank in the corner?

Well, Skanks said the faucet is solid bronze.

He said the back of it is the perfect diameter for a marble.

He’s been saving matches and coffee creamer packets to make gunpowder, so alls we need is to get that faucet somehow.

Fucker’s like sixty caliber!

I mean, it won’t go far or nothin’, but pushed upside a guard’s head it would do some damage.

We use him as a hostage, Skanks says.

So, you in?

10 thoughts on “Skanks Has A Plan

  1. I knew a guy who… his surgeon became famous for putting his hand together again. A dangerous game, seems to be played in every generation. Great take on the prompt.

Whatever.