I am thinking about doing some quick questions and trying to get a dialog going.
(Waves hands in air like an old hippie) You know, man, DIALOG.
So what I’m thinking is asking a quick question that concludes with a statement. So here goes.
What if bathroom mirrors could be rewound? Before you get all weird and sexual, I mean men’s rooms and women’s room mirrors, so all they’d show would be the top half of people who’d been there before you. Like in a random order. A nervous guy checking his bald spot before an interview, maybe. Or some cool deppo guy with slick sideburns and Johnny Cash hair. Or like an Indian guy in a turban with a bunch of henna in his beard so only the ends were colored. And you couldn’t control it, and nobody told you about it and it was only in this one bathroom so you’d always wonder if maybe you weren’t going insane and you never told anyone and you wound up taking the stairs to a whole other floor because it freaked you out so bad!
And the funny thing was that everybody had seen it but nobody had ever said anything about it to ANYONE.
Maybe this isn’t even a question. Maybe this is a kind of confession.
But maybe it is a question. You decide.