Shit, man. I’ll rob anyone. Don’t care if the got a nickel to their name, I’m taking it. It ain’t about the money. It’s about them, their place in the world. What they think is their place.
Take Saturday as an example. I was walking down LaSalle and this motherfucker in a chicken suit tries to hand me a coupon. A fucking chicken suit. Well, that got me all right. I took my sticker out, knocked his ass flat on the sidewalk, pushed the point against his throat.
I ain’t got nothing! he said.
Nothing’s a big word, I said.
Really excellent – loved this! Great voice, fabulous final line. Horrible narrator, but wonderfully horrible!
There’s a man with problems. You certainly bring out his anger.
(Third sentence: the/they)
If you want us to hate and fear the narrator- you have done an excellent job 🙂
Ha! Ha! I love your edgy stories with a touch of dark humor