Stacks said the best thing about a gated community is how stupid it made people act. Normal shit like locking their doors at night was forgotten.
“These geezers, they want to live back in the simple times,” he said as he slid the crowbar into his pack. “But they still want all the modern conveniences.”
Juggy nodded. “And them women have lots of diamonds!”
Juggy was a fucking idiot, but he could lift the back end of a truck off the ground. It’d come in handy more than once.
We slipped over the outer wall, no problem. Easy pickings tonight.
Sorry, when I see old people in a bandstand the first thing I think about is the fact that they’re not home. Lock your doors, people.