Daniel and Eric Make Breakfast

“These aren’t the right eggs.”

“What are you talking about? They’re cage-free. See?”

“Not the same as organic. Google it if you don’t believe me.”

“Only if you agree to a blind test.”

“For what?”

“To see if you can tell a fucking difference, Daniel.”

“You’re such a bitch when you’re hungry.”

“Excuse me. I’m not the one complaining about eggs.”

“Can you please chop the parsley a little less coarse? It gets stuck in my teeth.”

“So? I’m the one who has to look at you.”

“Jesus. You really¬†are a bitch today.”

“Don’t start.”

“Look, I didn’t..”

“Don’t.”

 

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