“These aren’t the right eggs.”
“What are you talking about? They’re cage-free. See?”
“Not the same as organic. Google it if you don’t believe me.”
“Only if you agree to a blind test.”
“For what?”
“To see if you can tell a fucking difference, Daniel.”
“You’re such a bitch when you’re hungry.”
“Excuse me. I’m not the one complaining about eggs.”
“Can you please chop the parsley a little less coarse? It gets stuck in my teeth.”
“So? I’m the one who has to look at you.”
“Jesus. You really are a bitch today.”
“Don’t start.”
“Look, I didn’t..”
“Don’t.”