“Oh Clarenence. Not another one.”

“You always say that. But look here. See on the side? C &NW.  Upright spout. Copperite finish. Chicago & Northwestern usually had angle spouts. This is one rare oiler.”

“Honestly, I don’t think I have room. Nobody has bought one for ages.”

“All it takes is one person who knows these things. They’ll come in and clean you out. This collection at this price is a once-in-a-lifetime find.”

“So you keep saying. Meanwhile, I have a whole section of my shop that smells like a garage floor. Go ahead, then. Put it with the others.”



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Fishing the Freshet with Father

My father always led us in silent prayer before we dropped our lines into the water.

“Remember, boys, you musn’t pray for God to help you catch fish,” he’d admonish, “for that is a misuse of Holy Supplication akin to praying for wealth or vainglory. Besides, the fish will laugh at you.”

Once I asked him what we should  pray for. He only smiled, the green of his eyes matching the rushing freshet below us.

He touched my shoulder, turned and made his way down the rocks.

I guess to him an answer was unnecessary.

I never did find out.

It Still Ain’t Right

“We gotta do it this way,” says Jess.

“With no marker or nothing?”

“We’ll know where she is.”

“It ain’t right.”

“I know it ain’t, but it’s got to be this way. You want CDC coming to put us into a quarantine camp for a year?”

“Why would they do that? We didn’t get it then. Odds are we never will.”

“They’ll say we’re carriers.”

“Carry to who, Jess? There ain’t hardly anyone left!”

“There’s still some who haven’t been exposed, maybe.”

“You’re just guessing now. You don’t know nothing for sure.”

“We can’t take chances.”

“It still ain’t right.”


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Booker Had Other Ideas

Booker started small, and I mean real small.

Toothpicks and popsicle sticks and twigs.

He’d carve em up with that old Barlow he kept stropped so it’d shave a hair off a hair.

But them little carvings didn’t satisfy, so he moved on to planks, barrels, chairs.

He got it into his head that his wood needed to be living, so he got going on the trees in his yard.

Never mind an idiot knows a tree dies if you cut all the bark off.

Booker had other ideas.

Last I saw he was headed north to the big timber.


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